Telekinesis actually works
Key fobs are great for helping you find your car in the middle of crowded parking lots, but imagine you are too far and cannot find the car. The only thing you have to do is place your key fob on your chin, and suddenly, it will work and let you find your car.
Supposedly this is due to telekinesis. It may seem a bit weird, but what we find weirder is how this hack was discovered in the first place, what was the person trying to do? It can also be the Law of Attraction, of course. If we want something with a lot of desire and determination, the universe always listens and gives it to us.